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Jul 22, 2014 / 113,130 notes

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

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neverbehindme:

Firefighter ♥
Jul 22, 2014 / 855 notes

neverbehindme:

Firefighter ♥

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Jul 22, 2014 / 325,499 notes

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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Jul 22, 2014 / 333,056 notes

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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Jul 22, 2014 / 266,040 notes

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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Jul 21, 2014 / 553,871 notes

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Jul 21, 2014 / 561,531 notes

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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Jul 21, 2014 / 2,905 notes

motorcyclles:

She wears high heels,
I wear sneakers
She’s Student Council and I’m on a search to find whO THE FUCK KILLED MY DAD?!?!?! ANSWER ME, KIRYUIN SATSUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 21, 2014 / 253,261 notes

cyber-heroine:

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emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

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Jul 21, 2014 / 136,261 notes

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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Jul 21, 2014 / 51,750 notes

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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Jul 20, 2014 / 734 notes

aluox:

Al’s gonna be forever alone at this rate :u 
Based off this

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Jul 20, 2014 / 274,508 notes

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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Momma wanted a lady
Soft and sweet and kind
She gave her tea cups
and flowy dresses
And taught her all the lines
She learned her please
and thank yous
And momma thought she’d won

But daddy raised a fighter
Deadly, tough, and shrewd
She wore those flowy dresses
with a pair of combat boots.
She knew when to say please
And when to say fuck you
So momma got a lady
But daddy sure won too.
Fuck you looks so pretty on my lips by a.k.s (mine, please do not remove caption)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 179 notes
Jul 20, 2014 / 189,021 notes

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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